I'm actually abit embarrassed to post about this one. I was sleepy doing my nights oncall until a few hours ago, when I discovered 2 (inter-related) blogs:
I discovered these two blogs while randomly clicking links on Puan Mama Sarah's blog, and seriously I tell you guys: I've been blogging since March and I've never, ever yet so far read blogs as funny as these two. I'll cut and paste a few examples:
Every now and then, whenever someone tries to kiss the lil one, the MIL or
the Mak Tok (if she's around) shall be ready to dispense (hmm, spew forth seems
more like it) the don'ts and the don'ts of kissing a baby, or any of the baby's
body parts. She has a way of pouncing on you when she thinks you're doing
something when you're actually not, and won't let you go without yet, another
stern warning. And she would certainly will not fail to remind you again - and
again - about those forbidden behaviour as we adults sometimes have the
proclivity to forget.So, what rules has she imposed on us?1. Dont kiss the baby's mouth - she'll be slow at learning to speak
2. Dont kiss the baby's hand - she'd grow up with a liking to beg
3. Dont kiss the baby's foot - she'll grow up with no manners, and likes to
kick people4. Dont kiss the baby's navel - she'll grow up to be a tart or a slut (yikes!
scary)And the biggest No-No, ultimate, most mind-boggling, most-offending rule
of all:5. NEVER kiss or smell the baby's bum or diaper
I am either too amused or too grossed out to ask or listen to the rationale
of this one at all.
and here's another:
Anyway, back to the Body Shop perfume. I was introduced to this when I was
room mates with Farah during our USM matriculation year. (Flashback cue: You can
visualize us in black-and-white now). I didn't have to buy my own bottle coz
Farah was generous enough to let help myself with a lil dab every now and then.
The colour was a little amber at that time, and the smell is much much stronger.
We had fun smelling like a pastry shop around the campus, and everytime we
noticed people in our class make sniffing sounds and ask each other "Hey, who
brought cake?"
(Back to the world of technicolor) I'm a little dissapointed the smell is
a whole lot milder now. I mean, last time I could dab vanilla essence on my
wrists for all I care and still people won't know the difference. But I guess
they added other elements to the bottom notes or something, which makes it smell
nothing like vanilla.
Reading the blog had me laughing to tears much to the amusements of my fellow friends! The blogs are extremely well written, witty and not to mention extremely funny. It's full of links to other baby related stuff and definitely recommended.
I'll soon add the links to my ever-so-crowded side-bar.
60 comments:
Mynn,
Yes! It is definitely a fun reading blog as though written by the baby herself!
Haha... I definitely love the i pee, i poo i conquer tagline.. beats the old veni vedi (and whatever the rest is) anytime!
if you like these funny mummies blog, u will love this:
www.dooce.com
alamak, tergolek tertonggeng gelak i baca. i recommend that you do not read the blog in fron of any audience that you may need some respect from though.. heeheee..
dith
glad you agree, it was embarrassing as i spurted into laughter infront of my friends in MAU last night. and i continued laughing for 5 whole minutes. my friends were looking at me as if ive gone crazy
auntie de
i had a look at dooce.com. Haha, thanks for the recommendation. a good one indeed.
crimsonskye
hehehe, veni vedi vici you mean? it is quite funny. read the profile description: all the family members are listed as different superheroes :)
Mynn- your links are getting out of hand. Guess you've got to start cateloging them! Or even worse, archiving them! haha
If you can pee and poo in the presence of everybody, and still not get thrown out of the window, you SURE have conquered them all.
LONG LIVE THE BABIES!!!
totally irrelevant, but have a look at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeKia2QCtP0&eurl=
heehee..
Auntie De:
Hehe...kelakar!
Datuk K, K, K,
Kau nak kawin dgn Siti,
Kau dah potong jln kami,
Ini tak boleh jadi,
Kau memang tak sedar diri.
Hmmmm
Dulu Siti kata,
Dia tak kisah siapa laki,
Asalkan dia seornag yg baik hati,
Tapi Siti sekrang dah mungkir janji,
Nak kawin dgn Datuk, duda pulak tu lagi!
Aahhh...Datuk K...
(Lagu frust nonggeng!)
Auntie de, you ni memang tak de kerja sungguh lah!!!
tapi aduh sakit perut i ketawa. esp part depa semua terketawa, and
yang "aku belum siap lirik yang ini punya.." and "begitulah dunia artis yang penuh dgn pembaziran dan penipuan"
ada hati nak upload youtube tu! aduh sakit perut sungguh.
hehehe... tonggeng2 gelak kitorang kat sini. mama sarah, nak tunggu upload via dialup ada laa dua tahun setengah kut. but it was worth the wait, hahahaha..
doubt anyone was genuinely surprised with the fairytale ending, aye? anyhooo.. to the soon-to-be newlyweds, moga bahagia dunia akhirat in the blessings of Allah SWT.
eh dith, dengar ada majlis kat stadium yeh? pegi ke? well, i know who's not going to be attending, heeheee..
SORRY TO SPAM YOU MYNN! :)
don't say sorry auntie de, i like all your recommendations, links and jokes - seriously. The more the merrier as they say.
i wish i could see the youtube video! tapi kat kerja tak boleh tengok video ... unless i hack it some way *evil laugh*
dith
nice song/poem/rhyme, hehehe. siti & dato K fever has swept the nation eh?
:) my links are getting pretty nasty eh? i have to think of a way to make it tidier or probably pack them in a drop down menu or something. thanks for the suggestions as always dith (as you said in your blog, positive criticism)
pycno
Hail the babies!! hehehe
Great site lots of usefull infomation here.
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